Haven't felt any cravings for the flesh of the living, so I think we're all right.
[The thing in the bundle may not actually be sticks. But shh, don't tell the Emperor that Dorian is smuggling an overly affectionate carpet out of the Palace. The carpet wouldn't leave him alone.]
[But the important thing is that he has made it look like a bundle of sticks, and he is not actually a terrible liar.]
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[The thing in the bundle may not actually be sticks. But shh, don't tell the Emperor that Dorian is smuggling an overly affectionate carpet out of the Palace. The carpet wouldn't leave him alone.]
[But the important thing is that he has made it look like a bundle of sticks, and he is not actually a terrible liar.]
Heading back out.