[... not a robot. Just with most of childhood trained right out of him for years. People are trying to remedy that, but it's slow going.]

You are saying 'they' as though it did not happen to you, too.

... although I am rather certain that not all who arrived here after they have died ever had the concept of pearly gates. Some are from different worlds, and Christianity is not that universal.

[Shh, it's an important detail to bring up! Also, no, this kid is not even a little bothered talking about dead people.]