I'll start him off on proper literature for bedtime stories. Reading to children makes them cleverer in school. If I start Les Miserables now, I could finish it by the time he's old enough to swim.

[She laughs and flips at him to move over. They were going to discuss something important. Probably should discuss something important. But they were both the type to avoid it. She didn't want to admit that dream terrified her. And he didn't want to explain. It worked.]

Turn around I'll get out and show it to you.