[Beautiful woman laughing at him. It's a step up from the senior girls laughing at him, but yeowch, how embarrassing. He scuffs a foot against the floor, as if the fidgeting'll help dispel his shame. (It won't.)]

I, uhm. I wasn't actually here for a bath. I was mostly curious about the water itself. I mean, it's so... nice, but I haven't seen any people around to maintain it. Who aren't ghosts. And I don't know how much I buy that there are ghost pool boys hanging around and scooping leaves out of the baths.