Except Rikki, apparently. [Says wryly as he grabs a skewer himself. He totally meant the bruise. Not the other thing. Just the bruise.]

The 'you should see the other guy' is outdated and cliche. [He eats a piece slowly, before grinning at Tommy.] Also, everyone knows that if you say that you need to look at the other guy, that means you didn't win.

The other one is kind of stupid, but if it's between the two, I'd go with the second.