river tam beats up everyone [open]

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Characters: River Tam Jason Bourne and YOU, you lucky dog.
Dates: September 24-30
Location: Various!
Setting: The mis-spell hit, and Rule 63 is in effect for poor Jason, whose last close encounter with boobs etc. was Marie. So. Shenanigans.

So, this was weird.

Jason had been out running when the mis-spell hit, and consequently found himself with different-length legs than he was used to, and nearly faceplanted into the ground. He was a lot more...petite than he remembered being, and his hair was suddenly longer. A lot longer.

He cut the rest of his run short and returned to his suite, where he saw Zatanna's post.

Oh, hell.

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Earth Sector

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Once he'd gotten used to his new body, Bourne's main problem was trying to maintain his untouchable status. He had managed to make do with his normal clothes being a bit baggy; anyone looking at him would either assume he had some weird fashion sense or was on a perpetual walk of shame.

Or, and as happened with some of the local gangs, an easy target.

He took care of that misapprehension pretty quickly, but some of the gangs were a bit slower on the uptake.

Water Sector

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Bourne usually steered clear of the Water Sector - he and water had a History - but sometimes, it was necessary to go that way. So, here he is, in the Water Sector, trying very hard not to look uncomfortable.

He's got about a 50% success rate.

Wood Sector

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Since he had also heard via Zatanna's post that some people had swapped bodies, it was a safe bet that nobody was who they appeared to be. Which did wonders for his paranoia.

So here, Wood Sector. Have a genderswapped assassin who's suspicious of everyone around him.

Turtle Team Nu HQ

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The turtle egg doesn't seem too fazed by the changes in its caretaking team.

That makes one of them.