[no it's okay he just tried to inhale coffee no big deal he waves a hand at her in an 'it's all good' gesture.]
Dude, I'm pretty sure I'm too possessive to want you giving Tommy a massage. And then he and I would have to get into one of those alpha male pissing contests and can you really see that ending anywhere approaching well? I mean I only just stopped wanting to kill the guy.
[Steph pls. Also excuse you this is his kitchen why are you asking Tommy to do things in his kitchen he is the man of this house tyvm what's going on here.]
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I'm too possessive to want you giving Tommy a massage. And then he and I would have to get into one of those alpha male pissing contests and can you really see that ending anywhere approaching well? I mean I only just stopped wanting to kill the guy.
[Steph pls. Also excuse you this is his kitchen why are you asking Tommy to do things in his kitchen he is the man of this house tyvm what's going on here.]