Great, so even other him was vague on the details. Clearly this girl was not supposed to know.

Well, if she figures it out on her own, everyone can go home happy. He unsticks himself from the wall and positions himself near the light of a nearby lantern. "You mean to tell me I don't look familiar at all?"

Come on now, he knows he's not exact, but he's pretty damn close to looking like your dad on steroids.