"I'm not sure want to hear that one right now either, thanks." She wants to find out more about Kaine, actually learn it from him, but not right now. Not when a teenaged version of her dad is asking who her mom is.

She's not sure whether she should even say anything, but Kaine already bust the door down on that, with introducing her like that right off the bat. It's not the sort of thing that leaves room for denial afterwards. She doesn't know if he's even met his universe's Mary Jane yet, but then again, May grew up on her mother's story of how they met.

"Do the words 'face it, tiger, you just hit the jackpot' ring any bells?" There's no way- as far as she's concerned- that he hasn't heard them if he's met her. Not from the way her mom's told it to her again and again. Some things have to be consistent across time and space into other dimensions, right?