"Wow. Wow." He doesn't even know what else he can say. He and MJ get to have children. Two of them!! Him and MJ!! It was one of those things that they used to talk about in complete hypotheticals, half-jokingly, when they felt particularly mushy. "I'm sorry, I just-- Wow."

And now that his most pressing question was out of the way, it seems only fair that he answer hers. He's not sure how this information is relevant, but... "Oh, uh... I just turned sixteen."

He then turns to look over at Kaine. "Wait-- How is the fact that Other Older Me has kids not in the Top Three Things to Share with Me??"