[Bruce can play connect-the-dots all he wants, Barry is here simply because he, for reasons unbeknownst to most of the world, actually happens to like Bruce as a friend and enjoys spending time with his friends out of costume.

That and he still needs new clothes. Which he'll state aloud.]

I need a few changes of clothes. I'm not nearly as familiar with the local shops as you are and I'd prefer looking presentable every time I show up [late] for work.