Mike is listening with rapt attention as the plot ramps up. That's not what he had in mind when he mentioned the front door, but this? This is far better than what he'd been thinking of at the time.

Though now? Now the first thing that pops to mind is this one time he and his brothers tried sneaking back into April's house after an evening training on the roof, only to find they'd returned through the wrong window.

"There's a good three-count before the screaming starts, which is nice because it takes about that long for Malone's eyes to adjust to the brightness of the light in what appears to be Robyn O'...O'Flaharety's bathroom. Though the buxom legal secretary from next door remains concealed beneath the waters of her clawfooted bathtub, she does somehow manage to arm herself with a nearby...."