actual idiot barry allen. (
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tushanshu_logs2014-01-03 07:10 pm
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open | that catch-all thing
Characters: Barry Allen & anyone/everyone/your mom
Date: aaaall throughout January
Location: around
Situation: a bunch
Warnings/Rating: nothin' for now
Additional: There's a couple starters under the cut, but feel free to drop a starter or shoot me a PM if there's anything in particular you want.
Astands for Actual Idiot Barry Allen
B
Date: aaaall throughout January
Location: around
Situation: a bunch
Warnings/Rating: nothin' for now
Additional: There's a couple starters under the cut, but feel free to drop a starter or shoot me a PM if there's anything in particular you want.
A
Anyone stopping by one of the bakeries this morning will be greeted by the lovely sound of loud angry yelling paired with much softer apologetic stuttering.
Why? Because under the tutelage of one (1) Bart Allen, Barry's been slowly learning the intricacies of the kedan language. Generally, learning anything doesn't take all that long for him - but since he actually wants to remember what he's learned this time around, he's been forced to put some effort into the whole process. He's learned how to 'say' a number of simple phrases, 'say' because learning how to speak and understand kedanese by ear has been proved to be virtually impossible, thanks to 'stupid translation magic' (to quote a certain someone). But he's determined to at least take a stab at it, pouring over kedan children's books and repeating words in it again and again the way he thinks they might sound aloud.
Today is his first real test: he's bought a freshly baked pastry from a nearby bakery for breakfast and plans to compliment the kedan running the place.
"This pastry tastes delicious" is what he attempts to say.
Unfortunately it comes out translated as "Your mother tastes delicious."
B
Thus far during his time here, Barry hasn't had too many opportunities to put on the suit and generally be visible in the public eye. Clark's already got that side covered and Barry's still feeling the lingering aftereffects of all the parades thrown in his honor. He still patrols often enough but those tend to be early morning or late at night, when most of the general populace is asleep.
But there's snow everywhere and the Earth Sector could totally use a bit more decoration, which means Barry's out and about in bright red and gold making whatever he feels like out of the snow. A snowman family, a lion, a giant microscope....
Currently he's working on detailing a miniature Asian-inspired temple. It's quite possibly the most elaborate thing he's made so far, which naturally means it should be the first thing to be destroyed.
A
"Well, you don't see that every day. You didn't sleep with someone's daughter, right? You would have earned that if you did."
He can be helpful. He can be helpful after he's laughed a little.
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F is for friends
So when he sees the guy in the weird red pajamas building snow models in the Earth Sector, he has to go check it out.
"Whoa. You built all of those, mister?" Oh, he's impressed. It seems like each day he's seeing some incredible new talent from another person in the city. As much as he misses his other friends, the people here are absolutely worth the trip. "Are you an artist?"
Only an artist would wear something like that, right?
fabulous forever friends?
fun-filled fantastic frolicking friends
yes excellent
b stands for bigass showoff flash
excuse u his ass is perfect
what ass
what are you trying to imply here
not implying anything. i'm SAYING barry has no booty
i find that comment extremely rude and offensive tbh
is this the face of a hawk lady that cares
RUDE. also wow I mean 'side' and not 'smile' in that last tag, wtf self....
i am v rude ty ty BUT BARRY ALWAYS HAS TIMED SMILES DIDN'T U KNO
I DID NOT thank u for enlightening me
no problem it's my job
A, if that's a-okay
And he overhears too, being in this bakery to grab the local's rendition of a sausage roll to serve as breakfast.
Jax casts a sideways look to Barry, his eyebrows going up and a frown pulling at his lips. "You serious?" he asks, casting a look next to the kedan and back to Barry. "What the hell'd this guy do to you?"
a-bsolutely! sorry for the delay
and in turn, sorry for my delay :c
s'all good!
(B)
Despite having super-senses one doesn't always look where one's going, and by Murphy's Law she does step on one of the smaller outlying bits of Barry's creation. Turning, she frowns down at it, and then looks for the artist in question.
'Yours?'
It sounds more like she's asking about a feral animal than a work of art, but honestly, who expected something different?
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