I'm sure if I had laser hands or something, I'd think that way too. [Mark tries to be nothing but honest about himself.]

Maybe I should punch a bunch of those crates to fix my bruised ego. [He looks down at the fountain.] I've been here a while now and I can't help but wonder what the deal is with all of these tchotchkes in there. I guess people take "wishing well" super seriously in this bottle.