[Can they just go punch things instead? That's... way more interesting.]

He decided to make me his pet project or something after we met. It doesn't help that he's my neighbor. Or rather I'm his.... boyfriend's neighbor? [He still has no idea what the deal is between Kyle and the other guy in that suite.] Whatever.

I... [Like to put on a Spider costume and "fight crime." God that still sounds stupid. Besides, he's not wearing the spider costume anymore.] I prefer to go to a bar.