Well, you're kind of a jerk, but if you were totally evil, you probably wouldn't be beating yourself up about being such a jerk. [Tony says wryly.] Now, don't quote me on this, but I think that's what they call a "conscience," [he jokes.

Look at that! A teeny tiny baby step in the right direction, Gene. Now you just have to, you know, unlearn literally every behavioral pattern you've developed over your entire life. No biggie.]