"I'm a theologian. It's my calling." Solomon watched Bakura take a few steps deeper into the water and didn't move, and that fact didn't go unnoticed by Marcelon.

Pleeeeease? she whined, swanning closer. It's fun!

Solomon sighed. "I ... can't."

Can't what? Marcelon looked at him, her head tilted in what passed for turtle puzzlement.

"... Swim. Very well."

He may as well have said he didn't know how to breathe. You can't WHAT?