Tony wishes he knew. He leans over Gene and starts to knead the knots in his shoulders. "Just try to relax, okay? We'll see how you feel when you've gotten some sleep."

What Tony lacks in trained massage technique, he makes up for with strength and persistence. For an amateur, he gives a damn good deep-tissue massage. He focuses on Gene's shoulders and upper back first, making sure to give every inch of muscle the full attention it deserves.

"Feel good?"