The fake names are funny, but Tony knows there's no chance of keeping his identity secret from the Chihuelans if they decide to do more than thirty seconds of investigating. So he takes the opposite approach.

"Anthony Edward Stark, at your service," he says, with a dramatic bow. "Former owner of Stark Industries Keeliai, also known as Iron Man, currently employed by the College," you know, the College that graciously offered to house the Chihuelans and was repaid by having corpses dumped on its front lawn, don't think he's forgotten that, "and full-time obstructor of people obstructing justice," he finishes, in the most obnoxiously chipper voice he can muster.

"And what about your names? I want to make sure the right people get credit for the great job you've all been doing with your 'search process'. There's no rush - I've already got high-res photos of all your faces, so I can just look you up later." In other words: if you make this a problem, I'll make it your problem. Bring it on, assholes.

Yeah, he just painted a target on his back. But, hey, he's never let a little danger stop him from trying to get in the last word.