Oh great. Mr Tall Dark Creepy Handsome wasn't just dangerous but Dangerous.
"Bollocks."
Because sometimes, that's all there really was to say. Hands still stuffed into his trench pockets, John didn't lose that lazy stance that said it was just another day in Mr Constantine's Neighborhood even as he heaved a mental sigh. That look he kept getting from Lucifer wasn't helping any.
"What can I say? The bird at the stationary store was pretty and thought 'Master of the Dark Arts' sounded better than 'petty dabbler'. You wouldn't happen to be some gothy want-to-be using that name, would you? I heard the real thing went to the City of Angels and opened a bar. Hadn't gotten a chance to drop in there yet."
Meaning: Avoided it like the plague because there's stupid and stupid deserving death. Going into the lion's den to pull its tail without a good reason usually isn't his style. Get him drunk and give him a reason first.
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"Bollocks."
Because sometimes, that's all there really was to say. Hands still stuffed into his trench pockets, John didn't lose that lazy stance that said it was just another day in Mr Constantine's Neighborhood even as he heaved a mental sigh. That look he kept getting from Lucifer wasn't helping any.
"What can I say? The bird at the stationary store was pretty and thought 'Master of the Dark Arts' sounded better than 'petty dabbler'. You wouldn't happen to be some gothy want-to-be using that name, would you? I heard the real thing went to the City of Angels and opened a bar. Hadn't gotten a chance to drop in there yet."
Meaning: Avoided it like the plague because there's stupid and stupid deserving death. Going into the lion's den to pull its tail without a good reason usually isn't his style. Get him drunk and give him a reason first.
"Thought you might be a blond for some reason."
Because he met archangels everyday, right? Right.