Oh please. If Alfred doesn't read it to me over breakfast it can't possibly be relevant.

[Yes he's Just That Spoiled.

Or so he wants everyone to believe. And then he raises an eyebrow to the second comment.]

Well, we'll see what I can do, then.

['I've already done almost everything I can but I'm hardly out of options yet'.]

Would you like to come with me later? It's been a while since we've gotten to do a good cop/bad cop routine on unsuspecting socialites.

[The statement is so innocent and charmingly stated he couldn't possibly mean running around in rooftops in costumes or interrogating gang members!!!]