"It was SHIELD's attempt to recreate the serum that you got, but nanotech-based. It has all the standard stuff: enhanced strength, speed, endurance, resilience; enhanced senses; faster healing. But it's unpredictable. It affects everyone differently. For me, the nanotech altered my brain." Gosh, it sounds creepy when he says it like that. "Now I'm wifi-enabled." Tony grins. Still cool, though. "I can mentally interface with anything that receives wireless signals. It's basically technopathy." It's basically the best superpower ever. "I'm technically a cyborg."

Tony takes a sip of his tea, looking very pleased with himself.