No, sometimes I believe it if it's on TV. I don't read the business part, that's boring. Headlines though? Yeah. Making the nine o'clock news because you were a jerk or whatever, yeah. Sure you do good, but sorry Mr. Flashypants I'm gonna remember the bad stuff over the good.

Take me for example, I make one mistake and suddenly everyone thinks I'm worse than Doomsday. Saved people from a crashing plane? Who cares, you trashed the lawn.

[Listen to him, trying to give Bruce all of these tips on things. Don't be a jackass and you won't be thought of as one.]