[Tony eyes the guy and drops one of the pair into his pocket, raising an eyebrow up high. What's this? Some random Good Samaritan in the crowd? Right. That's totally why he brought up such a Martha Stewart topic as decapitations right off the bat.]

Decapitation? I've heard people get desperate for an iPhone, but Battle Royale's a new one to me.

[Do you see how seriously he is taking you? Spoiler: Not very seriously at all.]

I guess it makes sense. This place is the poster town for retro life. Hell, I'd kill for a car that didn't come out of the roaring twenties. Have you seen the artifacts on the roads here? Museums on wheels.