[Red-and-gold makes for better sky-viewing, trust him. Then you don't blend in with the whole big blue horizon. And studies show that red-and-gold snares more ladies per pick-up line than any other colour combination. It's the bling, trust him on that.]

Invulnerable, really? [That catches his attention and Spandex Boy gets a second appraisel.] What kind of invulnerable are we talking about here? The "laughs off paper cuts" type or are we talking "utterly immune to stabbing, shooting, and acne" kind?