['Seem like?' Oh, no. He's a career alcoholic. And gambler, if that's a habit you want to pick up too.]

Good decision. You'd be amazed at how few people make it.

[Ah, the lamentations of the incredibly rich playboys. This one, by the by, is kind of disappointed.]

Fifteen? That had to be, what, four years ago? [He grimaces.] Long time ago and alcohol tastes a thousand times better when you're legal. What's the drinking age around here anyways?