[The power to inspire another man to wear harem pants. Kirk keeps his voice stern, but it's at odds with his expression and with the finger he points (also stern) at Kyle as he takes a seat, automatically angles his chair slightly so it's more against the wall. He's not actually hungry - you tend not to be when you break your nose and swallow your own blood in the process - and his face is a mess of hurt that's probably going to make it difficult to eat without grimacing, but hey. He won't turn down free food.]
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[The power to inspire another man to wear harem pants. Kirk keeps his voice stern, but it's at odds with his expression and with the finger he points (also stern) at Kyle as he takes a seat, automatically angles his chair slightly so it's more against the wall. He's not actually hungry - you tend not to be when you break your nose and swallow your own blood in the process - and his face is a mess of hurt that's probably going to make it difficult to eat without grimacing, but hey. He won't turn down free food.]
See, I always preferred his comedies.