Okay, no. Pull it together, Jim, focus. Think like Spock. What would Spock do.
She is apparently a vampire, apparently over eighty, has a better sense of smell than a bloodhound (he can't help it, he sniffs his shirt just in case) and she can turn into a bat.
This is officially the weirdest day of his life, beating out that time he and McCoy went AWOL during their Academy days and ended up on Sanctus VI, where there is apparently an unfortunate local strand of disease that turns people puce. Puce.]
You-- there--
[HAND IN THE AIR HE IS DIRECTING TRAFFIC OVER HERE THIS IS A STOP SIGN.]
Let's try this again. You're a vampire. But you don't eat humans. But you do like bars.
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Okay, no. Pull it together, Jim, focus. Think like Spock. What would Spock do.
She is apparently a vampire, apparently over eighty, has a better sense of smell than a bloodhound (he can't help it, he sniffs his shirt just in case) and she can turn into a bat.
This is officially the weirdest day of his life, beating out that time he and McCoy went AWOL during their Academy days and ended up on Sanctus VI, where there is apparently an unfortunate local strand of disease that turns people puce. Puce.]
You-- there--
[HAND IN THE AIR HE IS DIRECTING TRAFFIC OVER HERE THIS IS A STOP SIGN.]
Let's try this again. You're a vampire. But you don't eat humans. But you do like bars.