river tam beats up everyone [open]

[brokenweapon]

Characters: River Tam Jason Bourne and YOU, you lucky dog.
Dates: September 24-30
Location: Various!
Setting: The mis-spell hit, and Rule 63 is in effect for poor Jason, whose last close encounter with boobs etc. was Marie. So. Shenanigans.

So, this was weird.

Jason had been out running when the mis-spell hit, and consequently found himself with different-length legs than he was used to, and nearly faceplanted into the ground. He was a lot more...petite than he remembered being, and his hair was suddenly longer. A lot longer.

He cut the rest of his run short and returned to his suite, where he saw Zatanna's post.

Oh, hell.

Comments

Earth Sector

[brokenweapon]

Once he'd gotten used to his new body, Bourne's main problem was trying to maintain his untouchable status. He had managed to make do with his normal clothes being a bit baggy; anyone looking at him would either assume he had some weird fashion sense or was on a perpetual walk of shame.

Or, and as happened with some of the local gangs, an easy target.

He took care of that misapprehension pretty quickly, but some of the gangs were a bit slower on the uptake.

Re: Earth Sector

[gathersnomoss]

Have another Earth-Sector resident who is dealing with an altered body. Thankfully, most of the gangs figured that anyone who looked like they were made of stone, regardless of sex, was probably someone to be left alone.

Or else they had learned to recognize and avoid Zelgadis's tan cloak and didn't exactly take a close look at the person beneath it.

Either way, he still had groceries to pick up and work to go to, and, like Bourne, he was making do with his own clothing, with sleeves rolled up and belt a bit tighter. (Shoes had been a lost cause, but Zelgadis had discovered he really didn't need them when pressed... if you ignored the ick in the average city street.)

"Problem?"

Water Sector

[brokenweapon]

Bourne usually steered clear of the Water Sector - he and water had a History - but sometimes, it was necessary to go that way. So, here he is, in the Water Sector, trying very hard not to look uncomfortable.

He's got about a 50% success rate.

Wood Sector

[brokenweapon]

Since he had also heard via Zatanna's post that some people had swapped bodies, it was a safe bet that nobody was who they appeared to be. Which did wonders for his paranoia.

So here, Wood Sector. Have a genderswapped assassin who's suspicious of everyone around him.

Wood Sector

[trainwrecked]

... and here, Jason, have somebody who is, actually, who he seems to be.

Maybe a little drunk.

"'scuse me." He squints at her. "... you new here? Lost?"

Turtle Team Nu HQ

[brokenweapon]

The turtle egg doesn't seem too fazed by the changes in its caretaking team.

That makes one of them.

Turtle Team Nu HQ

[superoverachiever]

Ava's unhappy enough to be stuck as a six-year-old, but when she arrives to check on her turtle baby she sees... something.

She folds her arms, looking up at Jason...ette. "So did this make you any more motherly?"