Hayley feigned deep thought, eyebrows scrunching together as if plotting some very important alternative. "Yeah. Yeah, I think so. You can borrow my taser if you want. Or my laptop. My laptop's totally worth more than your jacket. That's a sign of trust, Kon."

Every word of it was said with a dry sarcasm meant to continue their banter. It wasn't really trust and Hayley wasn't even sure she would actually loan him her computer unless he had a damn good reason for needing it. But it sounded good. This was what friends did, right?