"You're just spouting gibberish at this point aren't you?" None of what Wan says even sound like a thing to Hawke? Polar bear dog? Maker, Hawke doesn't even know what a polar bear is. A bear that happens to be made of poles? And he doesn't even want to know what a platypus bear is. Why isn't Merril here? Hawke feels certain that she can translate this for him.

"Trust me, he's just a dog. The only goat in him are the ones he eats." Who in their right mind wants to crossbreed a goat and a dog anyway? Hawke imagines that union must look horrifying.

Even Notch appears to be confused by all of this. The dog turns his head back towards Hawke as in searching for answers. All Hawke can offer though is an equally confused shrug.

One thing is for certain. Both of them are utterly distracted right now.