That would have been the cruellest punishment ever, truly. No one could have done a worse thing to him than take away his beloved and shitty puns. He stared at the proffered broom and dust pan/

"That's...it?"

He takes them, one eyebrow raising just above the mask, very amused.

"You know, you could have just asked me to help you like a regular person. I wouldn't stop you eating."