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Iᴏʀᴠᴇᴛʜ ([personal profile] aenseidhe) wrote in [community profile] tushanshu_logs2013-02-12 03:53 am

[OPEN] I just want to play on my pan-pipes

Characters: Iorveth and YOOOU
Date: 2/12
Location: Outskirts of the Wood sector
Situation: Elf sits in tree doing typical elf shit like having pointy ears and playing his manly elf flute and leaving traps that will set you on fire.
Warnings/Rating: Nothing really? He won't let anyone actually step on the traps :| Unless anyone is Dean Winchester.



[ A suitable tree hadn't been hard to find, nor had been setting out the sturdy enough, thick enough branches and wooden planks over a couple level enough arms of the tree, nor the subsequently lashing them down with rope to make a makeshift sort of lofted platform with room enough for him and his pack alone. Setting the traps had been more of the difficult part. It wasn't that making and setting them were particularly hard - the crafting second nature to him after so many years - but it was more trying to find materials for the last few, after he exhausted the ones he had with them. That, and, listening to a bunch of humans telling him how horrible he is for wanting to put up fortifications where he sleeps. It's been laughable how absurd it is, and he almost wishes another Scoia'tael, or Geralt were around just to hear it. The day he sleeps without a bow in hand and something around to wake him if another approaches is the day he finds himself in a free Elven state, far out of Nordling or Nilfgaardian lands. He wouldn't even had mentioned it if he wasn't concerned a Kedan might wander by.

Despite the fact he'd sarcastically told someone he would set up a warning sign, there is no sign at all, as that would completely defeat the purpose of traps, but the elf seated high up on his lofted landing in the tree, partly camouflaged in the branches and leaves, is keeping an eye down at the area below. Just in case some idiot actually comes wandering out here. As much as he'd love to let them right into the trap that will ignite and light them up like a bonfire, A.) he doesn't want to waste the trap on an unobservant simpleton and B.) he doesn't want to have to evade guards without knowing the land well enough to hide somewhere and/or be wanted for murder quite yet.

So, with bow placed over his lap and quiver close by on the landing, he's idly playing at a wooden flute - a simple, soothing kind of tune that echoes nicely through the forest. It's something of home that relieves the tension a little that he'd been holding off since arrive. The woods here aren't like those in Temeria or Aedirn. They aren't as full, and the air still smells weirdly of sea. But he'll have to get used to it. He doesn't have a choice. If the phenomenon is what he thinks it is, he could be here for a short time, or he could be here forever. He can't know. At least not yet. ]
seriouslytwisted: (HE MADE ME DO IT)

[personal profile] seriouslytwisted 2013-02-13 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[SMARTASS.]

Wow, suspicious much? What if I stepped on one of these?

[He wouldn't, but WHAT IF HE HAD? He'd be barbecue, that's what.]
seriouslytwisted: (W/E W/E I DO WHAT I WANT)

[personal profile] seriouslytwisted 2013-02-13 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh he's gonna be sassy, huh? Raphael can deal with sassy. He enjoys dealing with sassy.]

What're you doing up there anyway? Don't you have a house?
seriouslytwisted: (uh HUH.)

[personal profile] seriouslytwisted 2013-02-14 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Well Raphael didn't really care, he was just being a bratty teenager. As bratty teenagers are wont to do. And...be.]

A sad little treehouse is "to your liking." Okay. Whatever floats your boat, nature boy.

[Raphael considers briefly disabling the traps, but the guy will likely just set them up once he leaves again. He crouches to take a closer look at it.]
seriouslytwisted: (oh shit that guy's big)

[personal profile] seriouslytwisted 2013-02-14 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well Raph was going to disable it but then that CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER IN A TREE shot an arrow at him and he has to jump back. Okay so it wouldn't have hit him BUT THAT STARTLED HIM HE DOESN'T LIKE IT]

Whoa! Don't shoot at me, you nutjob!
seriouslytwisted: (HE MADE ME DO IT)

[personal profile] seriouslytwisted 2013-02-15 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
That's the same freakin' thing!

[Raph shoves his fist against his hip and jabs a finger in Iorveth's direction, glaring.]

You can't put traps all over the place, you're gonna really hurt some moron who just wanders through here!
seriouslytwisted: (W/E W/E I DO WHAT I WANT)

[personal profile] seriouslytwisted 2013-02-16 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh don't you look at him like he's some sort of bossy kid who just came in here and told you want to do.]

Put up a freakin' sign or something! Not everybody sits around on the computer all day like a loser.
seriouslytwisted: (HE MADE ME DO IT)

[personal profile] seriouslytwisted 2013-02-17 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[SHUT UP]

The computer! The freakin' computer where you put up the announcement! [Or so he assumes.]
seriouslytwisted: (WHAT did you just say)

[personal profile] seriouslytwisted 2013-02-23 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
This isn't about me looking at the computer! It's about you putting freakin' traps all over the place!

[OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO FRUSTRATING YOU SUPER-VIOLENT TREE-HUGGING FLUTE HIPPIE]