Hey, I'm wearing bright red and blue tights out in public. If I'm guilty of any crimes here, they are strictly fashion related.

[Even though he totally loved the suit, he does know it's not exactly the sort of thing anyone'd wear on Casual Fridays. Or any day other than Halloween.]

But if we actually got the Daily Bugle here, tomorrow's headline'd probably be Picklepuss blaming me for the sky falling.