Event | Landfall | Bresilyk | Aihsohlow

[ironwood]

Characters: Any and all!
Date: December 3 - 11, 2013
Location: Aihsohlow, Bresilyk (landfall)
Situation: Tu Vishan makes landfall at the winterbound republic of Bresilyk!
Warnings/Rating: Please include warnings in comment subject lines

OOC Post | Approved Items | Special Gifts
Aihsohlow | Phorezton | Markutte | Countryside

The starting point of landfall and the smallest port of importance in all the republic. All visitors will have a fish mark stamped on their tin visa if they are granted access here. The homes here are sturdy and built to withstand the harsh sea winds, though the dome has rendered their sturdiness largely irrelevant as the years pass. Fish represent the primary theme of food, with preserved and smoked renditions a commodity often sent for trade to others towns. Local authorities will ask for the tin card visa of each visitor upon first sight, verifying the information with some scrutiny before handing it back and allowing them to continue onwards. There are some auctions held here, with the items obtained often showing signs of recovery from the ocean floor by diving parties in search of fish to net.

Customs | Settlement | Auctions | Harvest Haul | Other

Comments

[fdaterminator]

This isn't a fucking Disney movie.

[Colby just shrugs at that. Frankly, he doesn't give a shit one way or the other.] Then don't fucking drink it, I'm not your mom.

[Takes another sip of his beer just to drive the point home.]

[redjay]

Vocal upgrades or trans-mutation shouldn't be that hard with mad scientist types.

[rude colby. but he bought it and he's going to fucking drink it.]

No, you see. I'm more interested in how you even taste anything or why you even need to eat.

[fdaterminator]

This isn't a horror movie either. The government saved an asset, nothing more.

[Oh no you didn't.] I'm not a robot. [Raps on his terminator side with a knuckle.] This is just a metal plate. Poyo wasn't the only one injured in the line of duty.

[redjay]

Government saved an asset, spoken like a true G-Man.

[A pause, as he looks at the metal on his face.] So you're a normal guy with a metal face and a special optic. I find that a bit hard to believe. You sure you didn't come from the future and has a primal need to kill a specific someone.

[fdaterminator]

How else would you people believe me these days?

[He smirks.] If I was here to kill John Connor, you wouldn't be able to understand me through my thick Austrian accent.

[redjay]

That's the opposite of what you want. Who the hell listens to government these days?

[A shot at their current leadership? Maybe, but he shrugs it off.]

I'm not convinced that you couldn't simply do an accent change, man. And the red eye? That just gives it away.

[fdaterminator]

The government itself might be a joke, but the people that work for it aren't so bad. Not like Philly PD was, anyway.

Ha, like Schwarzenegger could ever hide his accent. [His red eye glows, and the turns to blue, projecting light onto the table.] Better?

[redjay]

G-Man sticking up for the G-Men. Colour me surprise.

[He peers at the blue glowy eye. Trying to feign some sort of surprise that isn't disgust because he timed it with his sip of beer.]

Touché, Robocop. But this isn't a video game; blue doesn't mean you're batting for the good guys.

[fdaterminator]

You're probably the first to accuse me of being a g-man.

[Snorts.] True. All blue means is I just took a picture of the table. [Projects said picture in the air, eye still glowing blue.]

[redjay]

Yeah? That's weird, because your robotic eye screams g-man. [/sarcasm]

[He's staring. It's rude to stare but he's totally staring] Anymore like you where you come from? I'd like a heads up on an invasion, if that happens to be your plan.

[fdaterminator]

Even before the eye, jackass.

Just me. And Poyo, if you're counting animals... though what I got and what Poyo got are two totally different ballgames.