Event | Turtle Dive | January 16 - 19 | Everything's better down where it's wetter~

[hazelwood]

Characters: Any and all PCs, plus an offering of Lieuen
Date: January 16th - 19th
Location: All Sectors
Situation: Tu Vishan begins to dive to the ocean floor and the city of Keeliai seems unbothered by the process. Bonfire funtimes are made available to all!
Warnings/Rating: Underwater situations; to be updated as noted

>See the comments of this post for various situations and areas available for tagging.
>Each header will be set for a date and/or area.
>A unique thread under the bonfires is available for discussions with Lieuen, should there be interested parties.
>Feel free to start your own header for specific situations.
>Refer to the two OOC posts for further details. 01 | 02

Comments

[controlledvariable]

I think that is the most alarming thing anyone has ever said to me. [she sound amused BUT SERIOUSLY DUDE] I'm pretty sure you'd need that blood.

[For all the fact she looks liek she's about to laugh, she's also filed away that "more than you bargained for".]

[depicted]

Don't we just wash up in the river if we die? Sounds like I'd get it back.

[Also. Other things. Other things would make it awkward too. Dorian can have a very morbid sense of humour sometimes.]

[controlledvariable]

That's what's happened so far, but who knows if it always works that way. [She's not sure what would happen if someone died.

If you die on the turtle do you die in real life?]

I wouldn't wanna be the first person to find out.

[depicted]

[A breath of laughter.] Hah, no, I see your point. Then I'll have to rescind my offer.

[controlledvariable]

Probably for the best. I'm a little rusty when it comes to human sacrifices, anyway, wouldn't want to mess it up and make things worse.

[THESE ARE ALL TERIBLE JOKES.

Thank god Brandon isn't here she wouldn't be making them around him.]

[depicted]

If only we could Google it. I bet something would turn up.

[Stop encouraging his morbid sense of humour.]

i'm so sorry

[controlledvariable]

That's the sort of thing I'd avoid Googlging, just in case the FBI really is watching.

[YOU NEVER KNOW.] I don't wanna get in trouble for looking up how to sacrifice a human, all the porn and movies I've downloaded illegally is bad enough.

[Steph....................]

asdglkj

[depicted]

[beat]

[He has to laugh.]

The illegal downloads will be hard to talk your way out of, yeah.

[controlledvariable]

[She has literally no shame]

Luckily I have a friend who's a lawyer, because even the threat of the FBI isn't enough to make me pay for movies.

[It's a victimless crime okay]

[depicted]

[He can respect a person with no shame.]

Well, then, I don't know why you're so worried about your Internet history.

[controlledvariable]

Well, getting arrested is one thing, people knowing what sort of porn I watch is entirely different.

[Steph you don't even watch very scandalous porn, calm down]